07/11/10 God\\’s Law
06/27/10 Monolithic, Culturally Homogenizing Home Page
06/13/10 Life’s Eternal Suckage
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03/29/09
America, Inc.

Mostly, it’s true: this IS an amazing city full of amazing people. It’s a city with an infectoiusly positive energy. As we head into Spring, though, I’m thinking about something s.... ...
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03/22/09
Spring’s Breaking

Welcome once again to Spring Break. Bikinis and pennant races and whiskey ice cream and soul-crushing drunkenness. For a quick refresher on panting, call me. :)

It’s a terrible week to .... ...
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03/15/09
Help me! Spring Ambush

At last: glorious Spring Break is upon us, with blue open skies, warm days and breezy nights, and the first miniskirts of the season coming into bloom. And look at me, shackled to a barbecue grill o.... ...
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03/08/09
Vive ma pants!

Frenchies rioting in the streets. American flags burning from Bali to Brazil. North Korean scientists busily spooning plutonium into nose cones. I don’t want to be out of line here, but where.... ...
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03/01/09
Can\\’t Beat It

In your town, in your office, in your rehab center, in your apartment building: there\\’s always one girl who exerts a gravitational attraction on the mortals around her. Our heads swivel invo.... ...
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